Idiots Are Everywhere

Stupidity must be contagious. More and more people seemed infected by it everywhere I go. Consider these true stories of stupid people I encountered just in the last couple of weeks. The woman in the double turn lane who showed me not one, but both, of her middle fingers when she turned into my lane….

Things I Wish I Could Tell My Mother-in-Law

If you know me and/or have ever met my mother-in-law, you might suspect that this blog entry will contain a lot of curse words. Normally you’d be right, but I’m trying to be serious. We’ll see how well that works out. You say you want your son to be happy, but only if his choices…

Olympics…With a Side of Funny

There were some great moments during the 2012 Summer Olympics, no doubt. No disrespect to all the wonderful athletes and their accomplishments, but there were some pretty funny moments as well.  Luckily for me and my warped sense of humor, many of those weird times were captured on film. Water sports had their fair share…

Odd Moments During the 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremony

Full disclosure – the electricity went out at my house about an hour into the televised ceremony and stayed off for two solid hours.  No matter.  I witnessed plenty of oddness in my truncated viewing of the event. Men in top hats danced while the Industrial Revolution happened – I wasn’t around at that time…

An Exercise in Contradiction

On my way to the grocery store today, I was amazed at the sheer number of people out walking.   I found myself admiring these fitness fanatics and felt inspired to hit the gym later in the day.  Admiration for my fellow humans went completely out the window while I pushed my full shopping cart to…